The Great Bird Fart Myth: Clearing the Air for Simi Valley Parents
(CLAIR | Simi Valley, CA) — Every few years, a strange idea starts circling through Simi Valley classrooms: the claim that birds breathe—or worse, fart—through the same opening. It’s back […]
Cold Temps Got You Down? Be Grateful We’re Not in Buffalo: The Day Niagara Falls Froze Solid
(CLAIR | Simi Valley, CA) — Simi Valley residents woke up to chilly mornings this week. Temperatures dipped into the low 40s. Some of us even had to scrape frost […]
17 Things You Didn’t Know About Simi Valley Traffic and Who Is Really Controlling It
(CLAIR | Simi Valley, CA) — Simi Valley drivers move fast. Morning drop-offs, late commutes, weekend errands — everyone’s trying to shave a minute off the drive. And it shows. […]
Junkyard Cafe Becomes NFL Playoff Central as Wild Card Weekend Arrives
Simi Valley’s Loudest Room Returns This Weekend (CLAIR | Simi Valley, CA) — Playoff football arrives this Saturday, and the Cochran Street restaurant transforms into something different. The shift happens […]
Why Does Simi Valley Keep Losing The Businesses Residents Actually Want?
Schatzi’s Bakery Cart Removed From Town Center (CLAIR | Simi Valley, CA) — Simi Valley’s favorite German bakery shuts down its Simi Valley mall cart, exposing gaps in business support […]
10 Facts About the $240 Beer That’s Illegal in 15 States But Not Simi Valley
(CLAIR | Simi Valley, CA) — There is a Samuel Adams beer stronger than vodka and if you’re lucky enough, you can legally buy it at Simi Valley BevMo. A […]
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Simi Valley’s Unique Housing Market
The Next Decade in Simi Valley Real Estate: Will Your Block Boom or Bust? (CLAIR | Simi Valley, CA) — If you’ve lived in Simi Valley long enough, you’ve seen […]
Your Grandparents Ate McDonald’s. Your Kids Demand BlueFin. Here’s Why.
Simi Valley parents discover their kids’ sushi obsession comes with a price tag that rivals adult fine dining. (CLAIR | Simi Valley, CA) — When the dinner bill arrives at […]
History Packed Into Every Square Foot at Simi’s Hidden Military Museum
(CLAIR | Simi Valley, CA) — The VFW Military History Museum draws visitors with hundreds of artifacts spanning WWI to Afghanistan in a space smaller than most living rooms. Step […]
Is Pickleball Really Dying Like Racquetball? Or is it Just Growing Up?
Growth slows from explosive to steady, but 20 million players tell a different story than the doomsayers predict. (CLAIR | Simi Valley,CA) — A claim spreads through tennis clubs and […]